Living with a non-runner
- Them: Wait- didn't you just run yesterday?
- Them: Why do we need a 3 pound jar of peanut butter?
- Them: How far is a 5k?
- Them: I could never get up that early to workout
- Them: What's the difference between track and cross country?
- Them: You have too many clothes.
- Them: Ewww what happened to your toenails?!
- Them: Running is boring.