Living with a non-runner

  • Them: Wait- didn't you just run yesterday?
  • Them: Why do we need a 3 pound jar of peanut butter?
  • Them: How far is a 5k?
  • Them: I could never get up that early to workout
  • Them: What's the difference between track and cross country?
  • Them: You have too many clothes.
  • Them: Ewww what happened to your toenails?!
  • Them: Running is boring.